<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:59:01.231-08:00</updated><category term='friendship'/><category term='single'/><category term='College'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='funny'/><category term='love'/><category term='Vexers'/><category term='exams'/><category term='opinions'/><category term='human nature'/><category term='about me'/><category term='Teasers'/><title type='text'>Tantalizing Text Messages</title><subtitle type='html'>Hope u hav a nice time Sharing these with ur frnds :)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-6637100665525266896</id><published>2010-03-10T16:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T16:49:50.628-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stop a nuclear disaster</title><content type='html'> &lt;p&gt;Hi ,&lt;/p&gt;Our government is churning out one hazardous bill after another. This time it is a bill called the Civil Liability for Nuclear Damage, and it's coming up for a vote in a couple of days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The bill lets U.S. corporations off the hook for any nuclear accidents they cause on Indian soil. They'd only have to pay a meagre amount, and Indian taxpayers would be stuck paying crores for the nuclear clean up and to compensate the victims.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Without any public debate, the Prime Minister is appeasing American interests and ignoring our safety.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Greenpeace is launching a petition asking the PM to hold a public consultation before introducing the bill. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I have already signed this petition. Can you join me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;a href='http://www.greenpeace.org/india/stop-the-vote'&gt;http://www.greenpeace.org/india/stop-the-vote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Thanks!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;	 billketh@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt; 			&lt;p style='font-size:9px'&gt;You are receiving this email because someone you know sent it to you from the Greenpeace site. Greenpeace retains no information about individuals contacted through its site, and will not send you further messages without your consent -- although your friends could, of course, send you another message.&lt;/p&gt; 			 &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-6637100665525266896?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/6637100665525266896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=6637100665525266896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/6637100665525266896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/6637100665525266896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2010/03/stop-nuclear-disaster.html' title='Stop a nuclear disaster'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-1221625105088936223</id><published>2010-01-21T09:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T09:43:20.827-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey Fillybelly.Mail, I forgot to mention...</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width='630' border='0' cellspacing='5' cellpadding='5' style='font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:12px; border:none; line-height:16px;'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align='left' valign='top'&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dear Fillybelly.Mail,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oops!! I forgot to invite you to Just Dial's Lucky Referrer Contest.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The last month's winners have won Samsung-LCD TV, Viao Laptop, Nokia phone and Ipods.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Why don't you give it a shot?  It took me just 2 minutes to play.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You could be the next winner. 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Now, become a fan of Just Dial on Facebook.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out the Top 5 JD Trends in major cities of India.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A true democratic trend of top movies, restaurants; brands of TV, laptop, cell phone, cars and a lot more that we will bring out from time to time. Starting with "What women are searching for on Just Dial".&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Be a part of the ever growing fan base of Just Dial.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Please click on the link below, log into your Facebook account and click on 'become a Fan' button.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' href='http://www.facebook.com/pages/Just-Dial/210623000268'&gt;Please Click here to become a Fan of Just Dial on Facebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Thanks,&lt;br&gt;Team Just Dial&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font style='font-size:9px; color:#aaaaaa'&gt;Click here to &lt;a href='http://www.justdial.com/contest/unsubscribe.php?cs=729e1440e4766d368167a825766324815fb11641f81c14f7e8224fd2d5db6056&amp;id=fillybelly.mail@blogger.com'&gt;Unsubscribe&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-831633782017784129?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/831633782017784129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=831633782017784129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/831633782017784129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/831633782017784129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2010/01/dear-fillybellymail-check-out-jd-trends.html' title='Dear Fillybelly.Mail, Check out the JD trends on Facebook'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-5015262875877116218</id><published>2009-12-23T08:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-23T08:31:13.127-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Fillybelly.Mail, If you can't find it in google try JUSTDIAL.COM</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width='630' border='0' cellspacing='5' cellpadding='5' style='font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:12px; border:none; line-height:16px;'&gt; 		&lt;tr&gt; 			&lt;td align='left' valign='top'&gt; 				&lt;strong&gt;Dear Fillybelly.Mail,&lt;/strong&gt; 				 				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 				 				I strongly recommend this website &lt;a href='http://www.justdial.com' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;strong&gt;www.justdial.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. It's a world class local search service &amp;  				I've always found anything I've ever wanted.  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				You can find info on any company, product, or service in over 240 cities in India.  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				You can also call them up 24x7, on phone &lt;strong&gt;(69999999)&lt;/strong&gt;, a local call in 240 Indian cities.  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				Ask for anything, you'll get the info on the phone and/or by SMS within 30 secs, and this service is absolutely FREE!  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				For a change, it's an original Indian idea and an Indian company with world class service, and with a vision to spread all over the world.  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				They have a Lucky Referrer Contest.  Last month's winners have won Samsung - LCD TV, Viao Laptop, Nokia phone and Ipods.  			 				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;   				Why don't you give it a shot? It took me just 2 minutes to play. You could be the next lucky winner.  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				Please click on the link &lt;a href='http://www.justdial.com/contest' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;strong&gt;www.justdial.com/contest&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				Be a proud Indian and forward this to every Indian you know.  				&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  				Best Wishes,  				&lt;br/&gt;  				&lt;strong&gt;Shanketh&lt;/strong&gt;  				&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  				&lt;font style='font-size:9px; color:#aaaaaa'&gt; 				&lt;a href='http://www.justdial.com/contest/unsubscribe.php?cs=729e1440e4766d368167a825766324815fb11641f81c14f7e8224fd2d5db6056&amp;id=fillybelly.mail@blogger.com' style='color:#aaaaaa;'&gt;Click Here&lt;/a&gt; to unsubscribe.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 			&lt;/td&gt; 		&lt;/tr&gt; 		&lt;/table&gt;   &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-5015262875877116218?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/5015262875877116218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=5015262875877116218' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/5015262875877116218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/5015262875877116218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/12/dear-fillybellymail-if-you-cant-find-it.html' title='Dear Fillybelly.Mail, If you can&apos;t find it in google try JUSTDIAL.COM'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-7939824009344750329</id><published>2009-06-15T06:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-15T06:39:50.795-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='single'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><title type='text'>r u single?? then b happy..</title><content type='html'>Hi frenz, dis is my 1st post..&lt;div&gt;I try to be active and keep updating "tantalizing Text msgs" :)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and thanx elvia, for adding me as one of the authors.. :P&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the first one goes here...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dont rush into falling in love...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Even if somebody asks u y r u still single?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Jus tell them "GOD is still busy writing d BEST LOVE STORY for ME" :):)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-7939824009344750329?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/7939824009344750329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=7939824009344750329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/7939824009344750329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/7939824009344750329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/r-u-single-then-b-happy.html' title='r u single?? then b happy..'/><author><name>Arul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04010798556537157384</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Jl0uWCSBhxw/SjmmitMHryI/AAAAAAAAAFc/sb-HZ86DVZY/S220/DSC03192.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-4078442944057750933</id><published>2009-06-14T09:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-14T09:05:41.480-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><title type='text'>Life</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment. Full effort is full victory.-Indira Gandhi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-4078442944057750933?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/4078442944057750933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=4078442944057750933' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/4078442944057750933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/4078442944057750933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/life.html' title='Life'/><author><name>Risi Vinayaka</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='17' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQjuVgc6D2k/SVGcZTMXjEI/AAAAAAAAADo/CwEI_FC9eBw/S220/02_cortomaltese.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-8528237413367604701</id><published>2009-06-14T00:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-14T00:28:39.474-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Girl and her Boy</title><content type='html'>Girl : ne mattum enaku husbanda vanda kandipa coffee la visatha potu kodupen.&lt;br /&gt;(If you ever manage to be my husband I will poison the coffee that you drink.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BOY : kandipa nee enaku wifa  vanda nan adhai kudichiruven.&lt;br /&gt;(Sure, If you would be my wife, I will for sure drink that coffee.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://kittykampf.blogspot.com&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-8528237413367604701?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/8528237413367604701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=8528237413367604701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/8528237413367604701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/8528237413367604701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/girl-and-her-boy.html' title='Girl and her Boy'/><author><name>Kitty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NBV8MUemKYs/SXXOqlRc8VI/AAAAAAAAAOo/xhX26-dxZO0/S220/hello+kitty.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-513441055519454246</id><published>2009-06-13T20:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-13T20:16:53.468-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='College'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><title type='text'>gesture</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: auto;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; "&gt;Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurshi&lt;wbr&gt;p. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: auto;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: auto;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;courtesy: a friend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-513441055519454246?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/513441055519454246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=513441055519454246' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/513441055519454246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/513441055519454246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/gesture.html' title='gesture'/><author><name>Risi Vinayaka</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='17' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQjuVgc6D2k/SVGcZTMXjEI/AAAAAAAAADo/CwEI_FC9eBw/S220/02_cortomaltese.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-4961633075194906300</id><published>2009-06-13T00:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-13T00:15:33.949-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='opinions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><title type='text'>more gestures</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;"It's not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-4961633075194906300?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/4961633075194906300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=4961633075194906300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/4961633075194906300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/4961633075194906300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/more-gestures.html' title='more gestures'/><author><name>Risi Vinayaka</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='17' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQjuVgc6D2k/SVGcZTMXjEI/AAAAAAAAADo/CwEI_FC9eBw/S220/02_cortomaltese.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-2780941354545654026</id><published>2009-06-13T00:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-13T00:10:27.085-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='opinions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='College'/><title type='text'>some gestures:</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;“You say: "I love to think of new ways to solve problems." Investor thinks: "Is this a high-school science fair?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;courtesy:a friend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-2780941354545654026?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/2780941354545654026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=2780941354545654026' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/2780941354545654026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/2780941354545654026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/some-gestures.html' title='some gestures:'/><author><name>Risi Vinayaka</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='17' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQjuVgc6D2k/SVGcZTMXjEI/AAAAAAAAADo/CwEI_FC9eBw/S220/02_cortomaltese.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-7358612655107296435</id><published>2009-06-11T19:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T19:56:17.472-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendship'/><title type='text'>Friends 4 Ever</title><content type='html'>At 10 years of age u consider parents and Friends as best. At 20, u feel Friends and ur Lover(Dreamboy r Dreamgirl) r d best. At 30, u feel ur Friend and ur Wife r d best. At 40, u feel ur Friend and ur Kids r d best. At 50, u feel ur Friend and Relatives r d best. At 60, And even till ur death u feel ur Friend is the best. This is the fact.People may leave u in any part of life but a Friend will never leave u at all.. &lt;br /&gt;By&lt;br /&gt;ur friend fr ever.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-7358612655107296435?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/7358612655107296435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=7358612655107296435' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/7358612655107296435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/7358612655107296435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/friends-4-ever.html' title='Friends 4 Ever'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-4775902051274940382</id><published>2009-06-09T05:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T05:50:24.101-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vexers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Beauty Tip</title><content type='html'>To protect your face from dust,&lt;br /&gt;sun rays, etc.&lt;br /&gt;Daily morning apply   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Asian paints Exterior Emulsion"&lt;br /&gt;'Thusigalai thanga vidadhu'.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-4775902051274940382?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/4775902051274940382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=4775902051274940382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/4775902051274940382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/4775902051274940382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/beauty-tip.html' title='Beauty Tip'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-1922342266427196741</id><published>2009-06-08T19:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T19:10:21.411-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><title type='text'>what friendship means?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "&gt;"Life is funny n twisted, somtime u cry, sometime u laugh but as long as i'm ur friend i'll always be on ur cheeks as a smile rather than a tear in ur eye"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-1922342266427196741?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/1922342266427196741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=1922342266427196741' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/1922342266427196741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/1922342266427196741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-friendship-means.html' title='what friendship means?'/><author><name>Risi Vinayaka</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='17' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQjuVgc6D2k/SVGcZTMXjEI/AAAAAAAAADo/CwEI_FC9eBw/S220/02_cortomaltese.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-8103590689397630230</id><published>2009-06-08T05:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T05:17:44.061-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Friendship</title><content type='html'>"PUFFS" has 4 ends ."SAMOSA" Has 3 ends ."MOLAGA BAJJI"  Has 2 ends . But our friendship has no end like "BONDA"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-8103590689397630230?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/8103590689397630230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=8103590689397630230' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/8103590689397630230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/8103590689397630230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/friendship.html' title='Friendship'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-8645721085365412868</id><published>2009-06-08T03:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T03:34:21.033-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><title type='text'>Philosophy</title><content type='html'>"Believe Everybody is Dangerous &amp; Believe Nobody is VERY DANGEROUS.!" &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;The amazing Truth about a Human TONGUE: It takes 3yrs 2learn how 2use it, but a LIFETIME 2learn WHEN &amp; WHERE 2use it..!! &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Never Try To Examine&lt;br /&gt;Your Love Relations&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bcoz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They Are Like Diamonds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whn You Hit Them&lt;br /&gt;They Don't Break&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;May Slip Away From&lt;br /&gt;Your Life&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Worrying does not solve&lt;br /&gt;tomorrow's trouble..!&lt;br /&gt;It takes away today's peace..!&lt;br /&gt;So, Don't worry for anything&lt;br /&gt;and Keep Ur life moving&lt;br /&gt;with smile!!...&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Anybody can love a rose but no one wil love a leaf that is near 2 rose! Dont love some1who is beautiful,but love the 1 who can make your life beautiful. &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;We LOVE Ourself Even After Doing Many  Mistakes. Then How can we HATE others  for their Small Mistakes...Strange But TRUE Think About IT!&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;1 best message for mankind:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"There is no market of buyers for ur sorrows..&lt;br /&gt;So  Never advertise ur feelings..&lt;br /&gt;Its useless."&lt;br /&gt;BE HAPPY ALWAYS... &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;   ""A single lovable smile is a proper tool gives many solutions for many confusions.... So keep smiling every moment"" ...&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Life's races are not won by the strongest, fastest or tallest, they are won by those who BELIEVE THEY CAN!!! &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Valuable word from mother teresa :&lt;br /&gt;"Life is not&lt;br /&gt; made up of&lt;br /&gt; Great Sacrifice&lt;br /&gt; &amp; Duties..&lt;br /&gt; It is&lt;br /&gt; made up of&lt;br /&gt; Simple Smiles&lt;br /&gt; &amp; Kind Acts"..&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-8645721085365412868?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/8645721085365412868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=8645721085365412868' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/8645721085365412868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/8645721085365412868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/philosophy.html' title='Philosophy'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-3123818714489739257</id><published>2009-06-08T03:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T03:33:01.131-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='opinions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='about me'/><title type='text'>About Me</title><content type='html'>which chocolates would u lik 2 giv me ?????? do reply me m w8ting 4 ur reply&lt;br /&gt;eclairs-love u&lt;br /&gt;Perk - Hate u&lt;br /&gt;5star- U r sexy&lt;br /&gt;Munch - U r cool&lt;br /&gt;Gems - U r special 2 me&lt;br /&gt;Dairy milk - Nothin special in u&lt;br /&gt;Nutties - U r Naughty&lt;br /&gt;Temptation - U r my world&lt;br /&gt;Bar one - Its borin witout u&lt;br /&gt;Milk Treat - No one can replace u&lt;br /&gt;Fruit &amp; nut - friend 4ever&lt;br /&gt;Crunch - Well wisher&lt;br /&gt;kitkat- u r my everything.&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;If given a chance 2 SLAP me, &lt;br /&gt;wat wod be d reason 4 ur slap?&lt;br /&gt;Be FRANK in ur reply.&lt;br /&gt;I am waiting for ur SMS SLAP..!&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;1.what is best in me?&lt;br /&gt;=&lt;br /&gt;2.what is bad in me?=&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.what u hav saved my name in ur cell?&lt;br /&gt;=&lt;br /&gt;4.i am ur? &lt;br /&gt;=&lt;br /&gt;5.i m just like a?&lt;br /&gt;= &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ U. Fill it,&lt;br /&gt; (miss,like,hate,kill,want,hug,trust,marry,care,share,sell,luv,kiss,  keep,kick) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;send 2 ur all frdz 2 get a funny reply.....&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-3123818714489739257?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/3123818714489739257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=3123818714489739257' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/3123818714489739257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/3123818714489739257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/about-me.html' title='About Me'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-7082877025879272433</id><published>2009-06-08T03:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T03:29:15.326-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vexers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Teasers'/><title type='text'>Vexers</title><content type='html'>Terror Mokkai -&lt;br /&gt;Oru paiyan roadla thumbikitae poran.&lt;br /&gt;Why.?&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;B'coz avan podi paiyan..&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Beauty tip:If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud &amp; Other Such Things, Then Daily Mrng Apply &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¤ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion¤ on ur face. Alagaiduvingapa;-)&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Amazing facts-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 1.90% of people in myanmar dont drink milk. &lt;br /&gt; 2.Snake's vision is upto 5 km.&lt;br /&gt; 3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.&lt;br /&gt;4.No twins have been born since now in greenland.&lt;br /&gt;5.zebra dont have lungs.&lt;br /&gt;6.All the details are false!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;enakum ipdi thaan kadupa irunthathu.&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Do u know y d bank in America crashed?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is a secret&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any way I will tell that to u.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nanga dhan enga account ta withdra pannitomla!Adhan!....&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Neenga Arivaalina Indha kelviku badhil sollunga Paakalaam?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paati vada sutta story la,&lt;br /&gt;Vadaya SUTTADHU&lt;br /&gt;(a) Paatiya?&lt;br /&gt;(b) Kaakkava?&lt;br /&gt;(c) Vadasattiya.... &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-7082877025879272433?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/7082877025879272433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=7082877025879272433' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/7082877025879272433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/7082877025879272433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/vexers.html' title='Vexers'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-5567210116469927768</id><published>2009-06-08T03:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T04:54:45.865-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>ROTFL</title><content type='html'>If Superstar was a software engineer, what would be his punch dialouges?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* "I am MR.JAVA one punch you ll fall in kava" Ha... Ha... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Naa office ku late vandhalum latest software oda varuven!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* "J to the A to the V to the A :- JAVA"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* kanna Virus dhan kootama varum, Anti-Virus single la dhan varum. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* 'C' ku aparam 'C++, Ennaku aparam no++"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Naa paakathan hardware maathri irrupaen aana en manasu software.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edhu eppadi irruku!! &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man 1: To commit suicide yesterday i touched the electric wire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man 2: Then who saved you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man 1: Arcot veerasamy...! :")&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;" ADVANCE "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...aa Rs . 2000'  koduthengana nalla erukum..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Diwali&lt;br /&gt;selavuku Venum...&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Osama sends Bush a coded msg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;370HSSV-0773H&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bush, FBI,CIA can't figure it out.They ask tamil Nadu polic 4 help.&lt;br /&gt;TNP:Tel d Presid he's holdin d msg upside down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Manager: Enga Bankla interest illama Loan kodukarom.  Sardar: Kodukaratha konjam Santhosama kodukalamla, yen interest illama kodukiringa...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;'Heights of fashion' -&lt;br /&gt;A 2 month old baby, goes to a huggies outlet asking for a&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'low hip nappy'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;KAATRU ULLAPODHU THOOTRI KOL idhu "PAZHAMOZHI"&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;CURRENT ULLAPODU THOONGI KOL idhu "PUDU MOZHI"  -Tamil Nadu Electricity Board..&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Good vasanam:&lt;br /&gt;    LOVE, KATHAL , KALYANAM endru sollum pothu uthadugal ottuvathillai... Pick up,drop,escape endru sonnal than uthadugal kooda ottum..&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;A prince was cursed by a witch dat he cud spk only 1word per yr.But if he didn't,he cud save it 4 d nxt yr. 1day he saw a beautiful princess n fell in luv wit her.He waited for 10 yrs to say2 her, "Darling, I luv u.I wud lik to marry u"&lt;br /&gt;n guess wat she replied...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"PARDON??" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Funny evenin... &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Wen U marry, &lt;br /&gt;I wish U hav a baby boy &lt;br /&gt; &amp; wen his hair begin 2 curl,&lt;br /&gt;I wish U hav a baby girl &lt;br /&gt; &amp; when her hair need pins, &lt;br /&gt;I wish U hav a pair of twins &lt;br /&gt;&amp; wen they start making U bore, &lt;br /&gt;I wish U hav a dozen more...&lt;br /&gt;happy belated children's day.... :-)&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-5567210116469927768?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/5567210116469927768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=5567210116469927768' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/5567210116469927768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/5567210116469927768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/rotfl.html' title='ROTFL'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7713356893900138325.post-2220982688616540366</id><published>2009-06-08T03:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T03:20:17.161-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='College'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>College Galatta</title><content type='html'>*ANNA UNIV question*:&lt;br /&gt;Prove 100=6.&lt;br /&gt;ECE, MECH, EEE, CIVIL n EIE STUDENTS:&lt;br /&gt;Enna koduma sir Idhu...&lt;br /&gt;CSE STUDENTS : Evalavo pannitom idha panna mattoma..&lt;br /&gt;Solution:&lt;br /&gt;Let, a=b.&lt;br /&gt;multiply by 94 on both sides,&lt;br /&gt;94a=94b;&lt;br /&gt;=&gt;(100-6)a=(100-6)b;&lt;br /&gt;=&gt;100a-6a= 100b-6b.&lt;br /&gt;=&gt;100(a-b)=6(a-b);&lt;br /&gt;Cancelling (a-b) on both sides , 100=6 hence proved.&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;CONCEPT OF TQM: Wen u propose a girl,its Direct Marketing.Wen u call her,its Tele Marketing; Wen she walks 2 u,its Brand Recognition;Wen she slaps u,its Customer Feedback...&lt;br /&gt;Naangalum TQM padikkiromla..:-) pleasant mornin..:-) :-)&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Arivai Melum Melum koormaiyakum karuvi&lt;br /&gt;"ARREAR"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Idhai than thiru valluvar,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Arrear vaithor arivudaiyar Arivilaar all clear seithiduvar"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Endru koorukirar..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anna univ pattern of questions for engi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Jack can walk at 15km per hour and joseph can walk 12km per hour. What is joseph's second sisters name!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. A ball of dia 10cm is dropped from height of 5mts wit a force of 18newton. What is the ball colour?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. A ship of weight 30ton is travelling along west, wit speed of 10nautical miles per hour. Wat is the captain 's underwear brand?..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.if a car is suddenly stopped at 80km/hr, what is 1+1=?&lt;br /&gt;:-):-):-)&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Kavithai:&lt;br /&gt;Own creation::&lt;br /&gt;"Nee enna Super figure ah..&lt;br /&gt;Unnai partavudan solla vanda anaitayum marandu pogirane.."&lt;br /&gt;By exam hall il question paper ai parthu .....&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;A dog tied to a 15'ft rope walked 25'ft in a straight line. How come?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because the rope wasn't tied to anything...&lt;br /&gt;By maths arrear vaithirupor sangam..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7713356893900138325-2220982688616540366?l=wittysms4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/feeds/2220982688616540366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7713356893900138325&amp;postID=2220982688616540366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/2220982688616540366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7713356893900138325/posts/default/2220982688616540366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wittysms4u.blogspot.com/2009/06/college-galatta.html' title='College Galatta'/><author><name>Elvia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11214455153130713780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BViJfSFDa3k/SfNnspN3V4I/AAAAAAAAABM/muSxOISN8CU/S220/Dark_Girl.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
